Last night I found myself at a party where a band called The Hamburglars was playing. Yes, I'm referring to the same Hamburglar we all knew as a child who was always trying to steal all Ronald McDonald's hamburgers. There's a cartoon of the good 'ol Hamburglar on the tv, and then a bunch of guys come out dressed as, well, Hamburglars. Black and white striped suits, masks, hats and all. It was pretty loud and the words were somewhat unintelligible, but then my friend runs up and tells me to listen to the lyrics - they're singing nothing but "robble robble robble, cheeseburger." The songs sound like the songs they are covering, but they are very much about cheeseburgers instead.
Why didn't I take any pictures?