Your GNR Correspondent

If you like aging rock stars, look no further. Chicago's hottest music club on Sunday night was the House of Blues. This three hour concert had everything...multiple hat changes, sing-a-longs, drunk couple fights, drunk couple makeouts, annoying drunk guys getting booted, skrillex haircuts, and that thing where chicks sit on somebody's shoulders with their tits hanging out. Unfortunately I didn't see any midgets, although maybe that's why they gave Axl that platform at the front of the stage to stand and pose on.